The Fruit at the Bottom of the Bowl.
acquaintedwithrask:

destructivemusic:

omg baby fjndfs




Someday
I’m going to like a villain
that this sort of thing doesn’t end up happening to.

acquaintedwithrask:

destructivemusic:

omg baby fjndfs

Someday

I’m going to like a villain

that this sort of thing doesn’t end up happening to.


“I’m aggravated with all these fangirls who barely noticed Soundwave until the episode Triage. Now I can’t scroll one TFP fan page without seeing him in some stupid pose. I only respect the true fans that sat and waited for the episode 14 premiere because of HIM.”

…can you really pull the “I was a fan from the beginning” card when the show only has one and a half seasons so far? How much hipster cred do you really earn with that one?

“I’m aggravated with all these fangirls who barely noticed Soundwave until the episode Triage. Now I can’t scroll one TFP fan page without seeing him in some stupid pose. I only respect the true fans that sat and waited for the episode 14 premiere because of HIM.”

…can you really pull the “I was a fan from the beginning” card when the show only has one and a half seasons so far? How much hipster cred do you really earn with that one?

completeculture:

Are You Xenomorph Enough?

I remember my mom complained about this cover…and I know she would find this to be an improvement in every way.

completeculture:

Are You Xenomorph Enough?

I remember my mom complained about this cover…and I know she would find this to be an improvement in every way.

dizylizy:

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You’re, like, my hero for having active maternal instincts. I’m one of those people who can’t stand being around babies, but only because I have no idea how to interact with them. It’s a terrifying prospect.

I mean, I’m sure that I would go out of my way to protect a child from danger. And I have this instinctive concern when I hear a child crying anywhere that isn’t an airplane. But people who actually know how to entertain children blow my mind. Stick me in a room with a baby and I eventually resort to small talk. It’s embarrassing for all involved.

(Sorry if this wasn’t something you wanted reblogged, but I like your opinions and seriously admire your ability not to turn into a landslide of social awkwardness when presented with a human infant. Or toddler. Anyone up to age fifteen, really.)

bilbosama:

ousto:

LET’S PLAY: SPOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS

…Wow this game is hard.

I guess I’m probably the only one who thought no one was wearing pants for a few seconds.

cruelfeline:

tf-fanart:

When TFP collides with Repo! The Genetic Opera and magic happens.

scuse me while I fangirl a bit

OH.

MY.

GOD.

There is a part of me that is wondering if this video might finally make me find my sex drive.  Knock Out.

JEEZUS.

Ugh…every time this thing shows up, it makes me want to go back in time and find some higher quality videos.

Uh.
I haven’t finished watching Thor yet.
And I’m just curious. Why did no one think it was a good idea to tell me that Loki pole dances?
I consider all of you to be severely disappointing excuses for fellow fangirls.
Severely disappointing.

Uh.

I haven’t finished watching Thor yet.

And I’m just curious. Why did no one think it was a good idea to tell me that Loki pole dances?

I consider all of you to be severely disappointing excuses for fellow fangirls.

Severely disappointing.

Kind of makes you wonder how many details we simply don’t notice as we go through the day…

This was my main concern back when we first heard the news about Pluto. I asked everyone what would happen to Scorpios now that it wasn’t a planet, and they all thought it was a joke.
I tried to warn you all.

This was my main concern back when we first heard the news about Pluto. I asked everyone what would happen to Scorpios now that it wasn’t a planet, and they all thought it was a joke.

I tried to warn you all.