The Fruit at the Bottom of the Bowl.
You know who Tarrlok reminds me of?

loquaciousrainbows:

Christian Grey.

1. Creepy, dangerous man.

2. Insanely rich and powerful.

3. Unhealthy interest in a younger woman.

4. Sends her expensive presents without any call for it.

5. Disturbing interest in aforementioned younger woman’s blood…

My sister and I somehow made a connection between Fifty Shades of Grey and bloodbending. This confession doesn’t make me feel any less queasy about it.
It was mostly because of the sex scene with the tampon.
But it would also explain why Christian Grey has a refractory period of two seconds.
Food for thought.

My sister and I somehow made a connection between Fifty Shades of Grey and bloodbending. This confession doesn’t make me feel any less queasy about it.

It was mostly because of the sex scene with the tampon.

But it would also explain why Christian Grey has a refractory period of two seconds.

Food for thought.

I just found a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey on my mom’s desk.

I think I have to read it now.